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Nearly killed....again

By laffnowcry (Fri May 09, 2008 at 10:19:27 PM EST) near death experiences (all tags)

I can't count all the near death experiences I've had.

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Movie Endings

By laffnowcry (Sat May 03, 2008 at 11:03:58 AM EST) movies (all tags)

I was watching two movies recently and realized that I had a different feeling about where one of them should end.

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Poll

Husi Contestant number 3: if I were to pick you where would we go on our date?

-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	25%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	8%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	20%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	16%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	4%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	8%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	16%

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